February 2012
“Jesus Christ, man. This is not your fucking cheeseburger.”
– Things I just said, in all seriousness, to my cat.
babyholdback asked: 9, 19, 35, 48
Anonymous asked: 13, 43, 46
sevensamureye asked: 36 and 37
“I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...”
– Bill Hicks (via angelinthesnow)
“You’re not sorry to go, of course. With people like us our home is where we are...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via tarrinj)
“Don’t try to fool the fist that’s tightening right beneath your heart.”
– Ted Berrigan, from “Thin Breast Doom” in Collected Poems (via ahuntersheart)
So, I just Googled “how to turn a guy down without coming off like a bitch.”
And one article’s suggestion is to “apologize for leading him on or giving him signs, even if you didn’t notice or mean to.”
That is some fucking bullshit.
I think the next time a guy asks if I want to do something, I’m just going to respond by pointing to myself and saying...
professorpeyton asked: Sarah, I just stubbled upon this page. Mostly cause I saw your name and I love both Palahniuk and Chocolate. Anyway, I think you're really fucking cool from the 30 seconds I've been on your page.
“I always presumed that I would be a writer, without actually doing any writing....”
– Nick Hornby (via julene)
